Mugabe 'ready to face fresh vote'

I think Robert Mugabe and those around him have a severe medical problem that needs urgent attention. Their brains apparently aren't responding properly to what their eyes are seeing. It must be a terrible affliction. Mugabe sees votes piling up with Morgan Tsvangirai's name showing the "X" but his brain is telling him that they are his votes! Very disturbing. He'll be walking up and down his palatial abode, not knowing who is who. Best call it a day, I'd say.

But then his henchmen continue to prattle on about "not giving in", etc. Deputy Information Minister Bright Matonga said if results from Saturday's election showed a second round was necessary, Mr Mugabe would stand. Now come on, Bright, is that really so bright? Maybe Silly Matonga might be a better name, or Devious Matonga, but bright he's not!

"President Mugabe is going to fight to the last, and he's not giving up, he's not going anywhere, he hasn't lost the election," says the informative Information Minister. Well, if that's the case, he's stoking up trouble. The world now knows without a shadow of a doubt what these twisted tyrants are up to. The longer they keep up this pretence, the more likely they will end up as lion meat!

I think it's best they check into hospital for those lobotomy operations!