Barack Obama has such an extended family that sooner or later half the world will claim to be related to him. We will shortly be getting the family tree that comes out every time a new president is elected. We will find out that he is a direct descendant of Julius Caesar, Queen Victoria and Ghengis Khan and Barbara Walters will get excited!The latest Obama clansperson to be nominated for fame is his stepmother Kezia Obama, who is a regular at the Gala bingo halls in Woking and Slough. She journeyed to the White House where she had fun at the inaugural ball and then it was back to the bingo. She's got a spot of mould in her bathroom, so as she rents from the council, I suggest she goes round to see them and drops a hint as to who she is. Although they've probably sussed that one by now.
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