Two comics - One talent!

Gordon Brown has taken to telling jokes recently. I think he's got ideas from that show pony who is kicking up a fuss currently. Fancy telling Harriet Harman to "shut up!". Mandelson was never very pleasant when moody. I'm surprised the Labour Party keeps him on.

Gordon Brown without a tie looks decidedly wrong and out of place. If he's going to take up joke telling as a profession, then he should do it properly. Dressing up, that is. Take a tip from the master. Harry Hill's got the dress sense to make a mark on the memory.

A few good catchprases ("I'm with Nick" is no good), a more comedic hairdo and a glitzy suit as starters and Gordon may have a chance.

But what I've seen so far, well, it's very disappointing. Gordon needs a new manager, a different stage, and a totally new set of gag writers. From May 7th he'll have all the time in the world to perfect the perfect act. Why not bring Prudence back? Oh, and a small glove puppet called Taw-Nee. I can't wait!