MPs in cover-up cop sensation!

You have to hand it to these parliamentarians, or at least the ones with their snouts in the trough. They have the brass neck to call in the police to investigate the leak of expenses to the Daily Telegraph. Hold on, you tea leaves! Shouldn't the police be investigating you?

This is a bit like a householder being questioned about the motives of the burgler who just rifled his house. The whole thing is a distasteful waste of police time.

The crooks have already been identified. Take their DNA and get the duty sergeant down at the nick to put them behind bars. Good riddance to bad rubbish!