Sunday, May 31, 2009

Bass is too common, vulgar and inferior!

What happened to the poor bass? Swimming around in shoals, looking quite a fine fish indeed. Then up popped a school of celebrity chefs and thought they all saw a seabass. Mr.Bass was not superior enough, especially to be placed in a copper-bottomed cooking vessel in order to be "pan fried"! He was common, he was vulgar, and so inferior. He had to have a stage name, or better still, a cuisine name. From henceforth, they cried, he will be known as SEABASS!

We all seem to have been suckered. Think of a new word, or twist one, like "gender" and off we go. Humpty Dumpty didn't have pan-fried seabass, did he?

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