Mr. Fayed's female fixer

I think Mohammed Fayed recruits the types that Alan Sugar would reject. There's a plummy-voiced woman called Katharine Witty in Fayed's employ, who's sole claim to fame is appealing to us, the good people of Britain, to indulge his, and her, fantasies. She has the brass neck to complain about Gerald Howarth, a Conservative MP who suggested yesterday, in the House of Commons, that Mr.Fayed was a "thief, a crook and liar". Howarth suggested he be deported as an undesirable alien.

Ms.Witty (is she witty?) said it was "cowardly" to "abuse parliamentary privilege" by insulting an individual. Excuse me? Insulting an individual? Is she barking? Mr.Fayed has spent the last ten years using the courts to suggest that the Duke of Edinburgh arranged to have Princess Diana and Dodi Fayed murdered. The whole idea is preposterous, but then Ms.Witty is into such stuff. I think it's time Mr.Fayed went back to posh retailing and kept away from the fantasies and the fictions of life.