Simon Cowell before he was famous!

Here is Simon Cowell on Sale of the Century. Was this the last time he wore a suit and tie in public? YouTube embedding is "disabled by request". Who requested that I wonder?

And Simon Cowell has a new lady in his Idol life. Ellen de Generes is going to be a judge on American Idol. Standby for American Public Opinion to be split down the middle!

Gordon Brown "does God" on American Idol!

Gordon Brown has gone to some tele-evangelist's grooming school! I've just seen him all made up like some Hollywood wannabee, appearing on the American Idol talent show. He promised to buy 20 million mosquito nets for malaria-hit countries. Sounds good, but the presentation, well.......

See the Gordon Brown "God Bless You All" Video here!