"The winners of Britain's Got Talent 2010! It's the Division Belles!!!" So declare Ant and Dec to a delighted crowd. "You thought there was nothing for you after the Cabinet, then Hazel? You certainly proved him wrong!"Hazel, Caroline, Beverley, Laura, Meg, Joan and Dari all take a bow and Simon Cowell wonders what to do next. The Division Belles are stars.
Hazel Blears is not without talent. She shouldn't waste it on the Labour Party. Beverley Hughes has resigned too. Caroline Flint is thinking of packing it in, I hear. Come on, get tapping Hazel. Gather your chums around you. You can win that show. Go global like Susan. Oprah will have you on her show. It will be a ball! I can't wait.
And with that fantasy in my head, I'm going to bed!
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