'Younger wife' for marital bliss

According to the BBC reports, the secret to a happy marriage is choosing a wife who is smarter and at least five years younger than you. This is what UK "experts" say. Couples are more likely to go the distance (presumably unto death), particularly if neither has been divorced in the past, according to the Bath University team.

Well, I fit the bill on both counts. My wife is at least five years younger that me and is a lot smarter. And neither of us has been divorced.

So thank you Bath University experts. You've made my day!