Ahmadinejad is a Jewish cloth weaver!

Well, well, old Dinner Jacket isn't what he claims to be. He portrays himself (other than as a scruffy tax driver) as the leader of the Iranian people, safeguarder of Islamic truth and comfort. However, all is not as it seems. According to the Daily Telegraph, his real name is Sabourjian – a Jewish name meaning cloth weaver. Ali Nourizadeh, of the Centre for Arab and Iranian Studies, says it reveals a lot. "This aspect of Mr Ahmadinejad's background explains a lot about him. Every family that converts into a different religion takes a new identity by condemning their old faith." In Dinner Jacket's case this is done with liberal doses of fantasy and fiction.

No wonder the electorate felt he stole the election. Not because he's Jewish, but because he's an inveterate liar. Porky pies comes to mind, but they're not kosher or halal. But I'll stick with porky pies as the guy is good at lies.