Angelina Jolie is ultimate lesbian heroine

Of all papers The Daily Telegraph is featuring a poll of 2,600 lesbians to find out which woman, famous that is, ranked as the world's ultimate lesbian heroine. That's the lesbian world because I don't think it covers the whole world. No more than a poll of 2,600 Top Gear fans voting for the best race round a motor track by Stig would represent the whole world's opinion.

It's all a bit of fun. I'd never have guessed Dolly Parton was in the top twenty at No.20 - she could feature in a whole host of polls including best wig, best cleavage, best singer, best anything. Angelina Jolie comes in at No.1 making her a real icon. But this woman has six kids and knows Brad Pitt intimately (that should be the other way round!). "Angelina was the clear winner; and she also has a dark side which many lesbians like too," said a spokesman for One Poll who carried out he survey.

I'm just wondering who else was on the list. Those in the lower rankings. That could through up all manner of names. But we don't get told. Pity!