Wunderbra! It lifts and separates and stops bullets.

The Germans have developed a wunderbra that actually stops bullets. Carmen Kibat, a policewoman in Hamburg who tested the new underwear, said, "These can save someone's life so it's not a laughing matter." She organised "Action Brassiere" across Germany, getting hundreds of policewomen to try the bras out in the line of duty. I'm still not sure if someone actually fired a gun at her breasts to test it out. Rather her than me.